What kind of weirdo wouldn’t sign up for free TV? Here's your answer. Free TV from Embarq is such a great deal that you have to go pretty far beyond the reaches of regular society to find someone who doesn’t want it. 

Bill also got his own website, helping you generate original names, like "algae covered spinach hugger" or "cheddar bellied monkey pirate" for you to send to friends.

We made a follow-up spot, featuring the only other likely person who wouldn’t want this deal.